40 Sassy Salem The Cat Remarks That Prove We Are All Salem

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Oct 8, 2018 10:00 AM EDT

It's Black Cat Awareness month! Here are some of the best quotes from our favorite Black Cat - Salem, from Sabrina The Teenage Witch. 

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    salem the cat - Cat - All I've done all day is eat, sleep and stare off into space. What an awful existence. Hey! I don't dump on your lifestyle.
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    salem the cat - Cat - Would you be terribly upset if I threw up in one of your shoes?
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    salem the cat - Cat - les fles INAL AARILE AKES Sorry, 30 waffles is my limit.
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    salem the cat - Bear - Iwill not be ignored!
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    salem the cat - Cat - When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm upset, l eat
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    salem the cat - Cat - Oh, my gosh. What am I going to wear?
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    salem the cat - Cat - Sabrina. Could you either remove these bandages or kill me?
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    salem the cat - Cat - Cheetos should be served at room temperature, you know.
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    salem the cat - Cat - You think a mirrored ceiling would be too much
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    salem the cat - Cat - You're in a chat room again pretending to be a woman, aren't you? T like the attention.
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    salem the cat - Photo caption - WItch! Witch! pilgrim! pilgrim!
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    salem the cat - Cat - 1 wasn't always the stud muffin I am today.
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  • 13
    salem the cat - Cat - Well, I slept in a pile of laundry Iwasn't familiar with.
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  • 14
    salem the cat - Cat - Why didn't you stop them? I was busy Doing what? Playing with my scrunchie
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  • 15
    salem the cat - Purple - Tell Elton John he can start singing now.
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  • 16
    salem the cat - Still life - nytteraigifs for having fun Well, excuse us
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  • 17
    salem the cat - Cat - Gible I dreamt I was out of food.
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  • 18
    salem the cat - Cat - - We need a plan. - How about we weep uncontrollably?
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    salem the cat - Photo caption - But we can't serve him. He's a cat, right? Oh, pleaser please. Oh, please.
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    salem the cat - Black - ou-listening, witch?
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  • 21
    salem the cat - Cat - And your face is a bit of a train wreck too.
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    salem the cat - Cat - Itprovides supportwhere0needit most
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    salem the cat - Canidae - As long as you drop Oshould be fine everythingiand stay focused on me
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  • 24
    salem the cat - Cat - And let's give a big warmiwelcome to sadness
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    salem the cat - Cat - Delivery. I want a pizza as fast as possible.
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    salem the cat - Cat - And don't forget the crazy bread.
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    salem the cat - Cat
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    salem the cat - Water - It's gonna take me forever to mark my territory.
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  • 29
    salem the cat - Cat - So what if I'm a cat? This car says Pve got it going on!
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  • 30
    salem the cat - Cat - I NEED A CREATIVE OUTLET
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    salem the cat - Cat - What is wrong with this generation?
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    salem the cat - Food
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    salem the cat - Cat - I'll be having a quiet weekend, Curled up with Memoirs of a Geisha.
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    salem the cat - Orange - BOO!
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    salem the cat - Cat - T urge you to accept me as your ruler.
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  • 36
    salem the cat - Canidae - A tastle?... Don't toy with me you saucy minx!
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    salem the cat - Jazz pianist
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    salem the cat - Mammal - Someone's gonna end up crying. Probably me.
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    salem the cat - Cat - I'm having a staring contest with the cat across the street
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    salem the cat - Black - Purrr- you love me.
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